Tofu

Mike and I will entered a tofu eating contest this weekend. It's based on the famous Coney Island hot dog eating contests minus the lips, hooves and sphincters. Everyone had 90 seconds to eat as much tofu as possible. I started off strong but soon found it more and more difficult to swallow. Needless to say, neither of us won. To be honest neither of us even came close! We both managed to eat seven small cups of tofu. The guy that won inhaled 32! I guess competitive eating isn't my thing. I'll stick to aikido.